Sore Throat -- Happy Husband

I woke this morning with a sore throat. It hurt to swallow. It hurt to talk. So I pantomimed to my husband my situation. He got a silly grin on his face, and then started doing a jig around the house, singing out loud, "I can talk without being interrupted. I can talk without being interrupted."

Another Funny Road Sign

A road sign (actually, a billboard) in Chicago area:

Your wife is hot.
Time to get your AC fixed.

This was an ad for a Four Seasons... I think. We drove past it in Chicago-I-94 traffic.

A Fly On Our Wall -- Consequences

Getting ready for bed, I heard a crash coming from the kitchen as plastic things cluttered to the floor. Then came my husband's steadied, angry voice: "Whoever did that should be shot... slowly!"

Not knowing for sure what happened, but reasoning that since only two of us live in the house now, and he wasn't claiming to be the one who "did that," and only slightly worried about the consequences of my words, I said from the bedroom: "Buh... aaaaa... nnng."

YouTube Truth -- The Difference Between Men and Women

Now they finally admit it... Women enjoy nice, tranquil walks through the woods. Men are from Mars!

(Took a while for me to get a YouTube account working. THAT wasn't funny.)
Check out my one and only (so far) cyber video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA1rHYFDB7o

Impossible to Train

I can't even remember the event leading up to it, but as we were driving home today, my husband commented about something I'd done, ending with: "...You're impossible to train!"

Rising to the challenge, or perhaps daring to confirm his 30+ year old suspicions, I responded, "Too-whooo!"

To which, after a pause, he said, "You never laugh at my jokes. So why should I laugh at yours?"