Valentine's Day Joke

I love substitute teaching for middle schoolers, dealing with kids and all their emotional angst. If I'm with a particularly "attitude" class, I write on the white board in huge letters: I Y Q. I then have the students read the letters back to me, loudly. After they shout, "I Y Q," I grin at them and with an honest twinkle in my eye, reply, "Golly, thanks. I like you, too."

My Down Vest -- How Sad

I told my husband that I had to take my vest to the cleaners because it was down.
He replied: "How sad. Maybe you could play with it, or sing to it, to cheer it up."

Word Play; Play Words

See lake?
Sea lake.
I see lake.
Burr. Icy lake.