Saturday, November 13, 2010

Limited Sight Sign

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I saw this road sign yesterday -- it reads: "Limited Sight Distance."

Saturday, November 6, 2010

SeaGulls Talk

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When my first born was about six years old, I took his brother and him to a local park in Western New York. The boys were running around and playing, when First Born walks up to me, face pale and concerned. At first I thought something had happened to his brother, but they were both safe.

"What's wrong, honey?" I asked.

"That sea gull just cried for help," he informed me.

I listened, and sure enough, it did sound like the sea gulls were crying "H-EELP!"

It took a while to convince my poor, concerned son that that was just sea gull talk for "Hello." (Makes you wonder where he got the idea that animals can talk, doesn't it?)

Friday, November 5, 2010

My Down Vest -- How Sad

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I told my husband that I had to take my vest to the cleaners because it was down.
He replied: "How sad. Maybe you could play with it, or sing to it, to cheer it up."

Monday, November 1, 2010

Word Play; Play Words

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See lake?
Sea lake.
I see lake.
Burr. Icy lake.