Sunday, August 19, 2012

How to Make Ice Cubes

This was just too funny not to pass on.
The comments in the review section had me laughing out loud.
Enjoy --both the learning how to make ice cubes and the comments.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Eye-Soothing Cucumbers

By rubbing my eye too hard yesterday, I must have broken a blood vessel. Red eye! By nighttime, it still smarted. Good thing cucumbers are in season. I cut off a slice from the nice and cold refrigerator and put it over my closed eye. Ahhh. Before I went to bed, I sliced off a new piece and lay down, letting the cucumber do its "ice-pack" job. In the middle of the night, I woke, feeling something slimy on my neck. You guessed it. It was the warm cucumber slice.

Good thing I was tired. My hubby might not have appreciated my first thought, which was to jump up and scream “Alien vampires!”

Friday, August 10, 2012

Shapmpoo Adds to Your Weight

Adapted from Martha Langley: The reason women are gaining weight has nothing to do with diet or lack of exercise. It is because their shampoo drips over them, and right on the bottles it says that the shampoo "adds body." To counteract this, use Dawn dish soap for shampoo, as it "dissolves fat."

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Oscillating Fan Humor

From writer friend Becky Clark:

First laugh of the day from #1 goofball son — "I'm going back and forth on buying an oscillating fan."

Monday, May 28, 2012

Painted Tree Roots

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This weekend, my husband and I hiked around Session Lake in Ionia Recreation Area. We visit there once or twice a year. However, this time we noticed a new addition: Neon Orange Painted Tree Roots. They were only on the trail from the campground to the lake... Still... This IS the woods. Why warn people of tree roots amongst trees?

When we turned off from that trail to continue around the lake -- whew -- no more distracting orange paint,when -- you guessed it -- I tripped over a tree root. Both my DH and I pointed to the root, and said the same words at the exact same time: "THAT one should have been painted!"

(With 34 years of marriage celebrated yesterday, one should expect same words at same time. Still... that almost more scary than finding orange tree roots.)

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Church and Taxes

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Last year, a church near the downtown postoffice offered free stamps for people filing their income taxes.

My DH commented: "It it their philosophy, 'If you can't lick 'em, join 'em?"

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Peacemaking Humor

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.