Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Melon Joke

Humor Blogs

Probably an old one; I'd not heard this one before; obviously, neither did Uncle Alan.
Did Dear Husband make it up?

Uncle Alan: (seriously asking at breakfast) What's the difference between a melon and a cantalope?

DH: One is married.

UA: Huh?

DH: A melon is single since it cantalope.

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