Clean Jokes #1 & #2

I've designated Saturdays during April as the day to share jokes I've heard. I’m going to break my discipline on day two of National Humor Month, by giving two jokes (v.s. one). Yay.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a frog? A croaker spaniel.

What do you get when you cross an adult with a moan? A groan-up.